Baphomatic

Bapho-who? Bapho-What?

That's Right
When you gonna realize
that the world you see before your eyes
it's no suprise that I advertise
while you're telling lies
about the mutha-fuckin message
dat we televise

I can smell your fear
I can taste your sweat
I'm the swiftest Cosmic Archetype
you ever met
I can disguise my self
as your family pet
I'm the pan-genitor they call BAPHOMET

Ain't no hermetic trick
Ain't no alchemical game
Cause Everything in the Universe
Is the Same

I can appear as a Hawaiian sumo-surfer
on your TV
telling you to murder your family
I can appear as a dark man
in the corner of the room
drinking diet V-8
and plotting your doom
or a tomato on a broomstick
coming at your bed
with hooves and tits and
a BIG GOAT HEAD

It's the metacyclosychroton
It all comes together and we all be gone
one and all is the master plan
began in the garden with the fall of man
the unifying principle of Man and Lord
of the Gas and the Pump and the Ironing Board

Ain't no Hermetic trick
Ain't no Alchemical game
cause everything in the universe is the same

   (BAPHOMET SONG) from the the much
                                   anticipated film
                       GAS AIN'T IRONING THE MUSICAL
                                         directed by
                                    John Allen Gibel